September 25, 2006
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I think there is a direct relationship between my weekend experience and my Monday morning experience. The more fun I have over the weekends, the harder it is work on Mondays. In other words, I haven’t done much today.
My Sunday was funtastic. Let’s see… there was church, lunch, football, Serenity… oh, and pranking the socks off of Chris Russo. If Serenity wasn’t so darn good, I would have said that seeing Chris’s face when he saw the prank was the highlight of the day. The funny thing is, he knew it was coming.
Saturday afternoon
Me: You know, you forgot to log off your xanga account the last time you were here.
Chris: Really?
Me: Yea. The next time you leave yourself signed on, I’m going to post something funny. Probably something about your hair.
Both: hahaha.
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Sunday afternoon
We’re over at a friend’s place, using the computer. As I load up his site, I explain to him that he had forgotten to log off again. I tell him that I posted him something about his hair. There is nervous silence. The page loads, and Chris sees a post that he hasn’t seen before. I start to read the post aloud…
Chris: Just go down and click on comments.
Me (scrolls down)
Chris: Oh my God! There are 11 comments already?
Me (laughing): It’s ok, relax.
I try to explain the post again, but I get the sense that he isn’t really listening.
Me: … and here is the disclaimer where I tell everybody that it isn’t really…
Chris (interrupting): What did everybody say?
Me: oh. They thought it was funny.
Chris (reading the comments): I can’t believe they really thought it was me!
Me: Yeah…haha I guess they didn’t read the fine print.
Chris (forced laughter): ha.. ha. Ok. This is… really hilarious. You got me good.
(deep breath)
oh… I got punk’d…
I didn’t actually get a good view of his face, but as he ran out of the room, I think I saw that he was blushing like a rose. =P
So Russo now swears that he will get revenge.
Sunday evening
Chris: I was thinking that I could get a plunger and a bunch of potatos and shove them down your toilet, but Jalixx3 talked me out of it.
Me (shocked): You can’t do that, that’s property damage!
Chris: Every prank war escalates.
Me: If you clogged my toilet, I’d burn down your apartment. Not that I want you to die or anything. I’d just torch your place.
(pauses to consider)
Escalation is a bad idea.
Chris: Agreed.
Therefore, I propose this to you, Mr. Russo. Let’s keep our prank war on xanga. Let’s keep it public, and let’s keep it embarrassing. Spread the mirth, that’s what I always say. I think we could make this a win-win; Laughs for us, and entertainment for the ladies.
So, what say you?
Comments (15)
Are these conversations accurate? If so, I’m getting as much amusement out of them as I did out of the prank.
Anytime a boy blushes, it’s good for drawing the ladies. It’s one of the facial expressions I find most endearing on JDH. Blush on, boys, blush on!
i can totally relate to the first 2 sentences here~~~
Yeah, they were pretty accurate… The Saturday night one is almost verbatim the way I remember it. Except I’m fairly certain I didn’t RUN out of the room, I just remembered that I had left my sandwich on the table and was going back to get it… or something…
I’m all for keeping the Prank war a Xangaprank war, but that’ll force me to get extra-creative… For one thing, I need to lure you to my apartment, persuade you to log onto Xanga, then distract you so you forget to log off…
y don’t u bore yourself on wkends in preparation for monday?
Yeah, I don’t know, it’s going to take a while for Chris to be able to get you to let your guard down. I think you should just offer him a post of a similar nature and just be done with it. Great joke, though!
Hahaha! I almost died laughing.
I eagerly await the continuation of this prank war.
sorry that is in fact…. not true.
haha I was going to but then decided against it since a lot of people will be going home. I might go up alumni weekend though with peter, melanie, and chris.
Note to self: when Alban is over don’t even think about Xanga.
that was too stinkin funny, but I’m glad it was Chris not me.
And of course you know he’s gunning for ya.
ohhh boy let the prankin’ begin!
You know I find Tuesdays even harder than Mondays because if I wake up early on Monday I feel too tired to wake up early on Tuesday. XD
Brilliant joke! Got the low-down from T & had to check it out- Brilliant. ;-D Miss y’all. Stay outta trouble.
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ahh… sorry man. unfortunately you are the 8th person who asked me. I’m thinking about just selling them on stubhub now cause I don’t want to play favorites. = P Plus 85 dollars per ticket for upper reserved is pretty expensive.
Thanks, dude…for some reason, I almost always spell weird wrong.
Weird, isn’t it?
thanks!
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