March 13, 2006

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  Me: …Yeah so, I can’t really spend as much money anymore because I’ve decided to double my savings rate.
  Catechufem: Oh.  Is that because you have to make up for the cost of going to Singapore?
  
  Me: No.  It’s so I can save up to buy a wife.
  Catechufem(surprised):  What?
  
  Me:  Yeah, I think after about ten years of saving, I should be
  able to afford one.  You think that sounds about right?  Or
  do you think I might be able to get one sooner?
  Catechufem(sarcastically):  Well, I guess that all depends on where you get her from.  Do you have to pay for shipping?
  
  Me: hahaha… I mean, I gotta save up for the ring, the car, the house… and all that stuff. 
  (thinks for a moment)
  Gosh… wives are so expensive!
  Catechufem:  You know, when FreakyJesusMusic and I got married, I told
  him not to buy me a ring.  I threatened him, “If you buy me a
  ring, I’ll sell it and buy a bunch of books.”
  
  Me (shocked):  Wow… are you serious?
  Catechufem:  Yeah, totally.  FreakyJesusMusic didn’t get us any rings.  I ended up
  buying ourselves some inexpensive wedding bands recently
  for $40.
  
  Me: Man, you sevenuppies (code for feminazis) are pretty crazy.
  Catechufem (laughing):  Yup. We’re a cheap date, but we’ll make you pay for for the rest of your lives.

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