February 10, 2006

• Like A Cracker

  
  

  Me: Hey, someone told me that I have dry humor, but I don’t know what it is.
  Friend: Dry humor is when you say something outrageous and absurd in a very common and straightforward manner.  And it’s so unexpected that it’s funny.
  Me (excitedly): Wow, I do that.  I do that all the time!  Does that mean I have dry humor?
  Friend (hesitantly): Well…
  Me: Or maybe…
  <dramatic pause>
  Me: …I’m just dry.
  Friend: Alban…
  Me (grinning expectantly): Yeah?  What?
  Friend: You’re just not funny.
  

  
  

   

  
  

  Disclaimer: I am not beating up on myself.  This is yet another attempt at (dry?) humor.  aka It’s meant to be funny.

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